Archive for June 17th, 2008
This week we have lost a second newscaster. Conservative Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh died tragically today! Even this Liberal Democratic blogger has been so shaken that I am converting to Republican! I hope you join me in following Rush Limbaugh’s dream for America! Please watch the video below and vote Republican!
IN MEMORY OF RUSH LIMBAUGH JOIN ME AND VOTE REPUBLICAN!
(Watch The Video Above For Rush’s Sake)
Poor feisty Rush Limbaugh failed at “Operation Chaos” < see the second video below> which was to make the Democratic Convention into a remake of the 1968 Democratic Convention! None the less Rush Limbaugh presented on his Monday show his final contribution to America! Surprisingly it was his downfall! On Monday June 16, 2008 Rush Limbaugh told his audience that Corporate America had found a solution to the energy crisis! Silicon Valley Geeks successfully breed a new species of “bugs” that produce as fecal matter synthetic OIL! You can read about it on Rush Limbaugh’s website as “story #2”. Ever modest Rush Limbaugh did not even make it story #1!
READER RESOURCES:
Spot on Rush Limbaugh’s Website concerning this amazing discovery!
Direct link taken from Rush Limbaugh’s Website that the scientific source of this information!
UNFORTUNATELY Rush Limbaugh’s cutting right wing journalism came to a tragic end today due to his Silicon Valley discovery! While visiting Silicon Valley and the lab with the breeders of this new “fire bug” they forgot the lessons of prior genetic scientists who created the “Killer Bee”. None were supposed to escape but a few did and the rest his history!
Apparently our brave Rush Limbaugh got so caught up in the moment bragging about how these scientists would still be fighting “computer bugs” if they had not lost their jobs to the H1-b Visa program and hence not entered this new productive enterprise of “Bug Breeding for fecal oil” that he did not notice two of these escaped bugs going into his open briefcase! They entered his briefcase not to eat his notes but his ever present supply of Hostess Cupcakes and Twinkies that powered our energetic right wing crusader in his righteous Glorious campaign against Godless Liberals and their degenerate fellow travelers in the Democratic Party!
Tragically after returning home these Silicon Valley Geek produced “super fire bugs” infested his house eating every Hostess Cup Cake and Twinkie in sight! Rush had plenty to feed them with unfortunately! The feisty critters, the superior products of our free enterprise system breed and ate in an orgy of cupcakes and twinkees! While doing so they also moved their bowels and produced synthetic petroleum all over Rush Limbaugh’s home! Our beloved hero passed on when he arose to light his morning breakfast cigar! Instantly both he and his house went up in a BLAZE!
Some would say perhaps it was better this way since Rush Limbaugh’s “OPERATION CHAOS” did not succeed and this would be too much of a heart break for him! There are reports that Rush Limbaugh may have been the first victim of a dastardly Liberal – Al Qaeda coordinated plot! Liberals who are still mourning that the 21st Century Secular Rapture of “The Greening Of America” did not take place may have joined forces with Al Qaeda to bring about “The Burning Of America” as these artificially created bugs now slowly start to migrate all over the United States burning and destroying every thing as they go!
But then again if these bugs ever did escape like the African Bee experiment some years back that resulted in the artificial “Killer Bees”, then these fire bugs would indeed bring about an Al Qaeda like “OPERATION CHAOS”!
Thank God for Rush Limbaugh!
Thank God for the Republicans!
Thank God for the H1-b Visa program that pushed these Silicon Valley computer geeks out of computer programming to “bug programming”! Our Free Market At Work!
