I was a John Edwards supporter then switched when Senator Edwards dropped out of the race. Ann Coulter called John Edwards a fag! Well at least we know that is not true! I would vote for John Edwards again say in eight years as he needs some time to rebuild his image. I feel we have to joke about this as it is a human folly. What I find amazing is that Republicans normally don’t screw up their wives but the country instead! I still prefer John Edwards over George Bush any day! Apparently Edwards’ wife knew about it much earlier and forgave him. That is why I am being more humane to him!
What is going to happen next? Is Ann Coulter going to attack Mrs. Edwardsfor staying with her husband as did Hillary Clinton? Some will say that Democrats are hippocrites! Somewhat but Republicans are far more! Republicans are the ones who are so preachy about “Family Values”. Remember the family values preachers in the prior decade with the contant barrage of TV preachers cheating on their wives! Not to mention the recent Larry Craig feet taping event in the men’s room!
I guess Republicans fear that red blooded American family men are going to convert to being gay so that is why they want to scare us with the issue of gay marriage! No I am not afraid of Gay Marriage! I am afraid of the lack of Universal Health Care and CUT AND RUN Corporations taking our nation’s wealth and jobs overseas to avoid the responsibility of paying taxes and paying “responsible” (sorry for the bad word) compensation to both blue and white collar employees!
I am sick and tired of Republican scare tactics! They are attempting to delay the rise of Middle Class Consciousness! Slowly but surely the Silent Majority in this nation are demanding that we have the same rights as citizens of western Europe and not allowing fear tactics to assert our class interests! Strange isn’t it that investors can still make very good money in Western Europe but in America the majority of the elite fear Universal Health Care and Social Responsibility when it comes to job security and compensation to both white and blue collar employees!
Oh yes the Republican conservative way is the “feels good solution”! Profits without responsibilty! If they want to protect the American Family how about Universal Health Care and not shipping jobs overseas? Why not outlaw divorce to protect “Family Values”? Now there is a real scary thought! Well let me leave you with some humor! Below is a phony ad by Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton against John McCain. It follows with a retort by John McCain. Again both are phony.
(The above video is a joke about what can happen when ad writers go to far.)
This is what can happen if the campaigns get too negative taking stuff out of context! Currently I am studing Saint Augustine. He mentions that we don’t just go out and “choose” to do a major evil act. We make earlier “meta decisions” that affect our latter decisions. That is why “Grace” is needed the same as yesterday. The 12 Step programs are founded on this. An individual can be good in all other areas but there is a folly to human nature! In this John Edwards is following Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin. No not an excuse but something for all of us to watch out for.
God Bless Mrs. Edwards and Hillary Clinton for finding the faith to continue on and really demonstrate FAMILY VALUES! F**K those who criticize them for doing so! Oh yes I was critical of Hillary Clinton but only her politics. Now listen to these closing remarks by Ann Coulter and her vision for America on a recent television appearance! I would rather have John Edwards vision for America!
(The above video is not a joke! This is Ann Coulter raw in her mini-skirt!)
While I am proud to be a Liberal here is one point where I part with my PC Liberal friends. I believe that the Strategic Defense Initiative is a worthy program and goal for our national defense! To believe otherwise is literally “MAD”! During the cold war our national defense deterrence was based on the doctrine of “Mutually Assured Destruction”, or “MAD” for short. Our planet and the human race’s future depended on both sides not loosing their cool and worst “misinterpreting” the other side’s motivation or intention.
MAD worked if our enemies did not have their factual judgment clouded by ideology. For example:
If the USSR was an Islamic Fundamentalist state and they believed that dying was the way to paradise then MAD would not work.
If our opponents believed they could withstand a nuclear attack and could come out the stronger in a post WWIII era then the deterrence of MAD would be undermined. Something we have to consider when facing the Chinese with over one billion people. They have a history of losing millions for the sake of their regime as during the Maoist forced collectivization of farms.
There are those in this nation, who like the religious right with their “collective masochism” concerning the so called “Fall of Man” in the Garden of Eden and their religious doctrine of “Apple Theodicy”, argues that man is deserving of punishment. Today’s advocates of “Original Masochism” are not religious but secular. They misuse ecology to argue that man deserves to be made extinct and punished. No I am not arguing that global warming is not real because it is! But these PC liberals take extra delight in wallowing in cultural masochism!
As one commentator on the “McLaughlin Report” phased it concerning ecology, “Jimmy Carter’s idea was to wear a sweeter in the winter and to turn off the Christmas Tree lights”! Americans will never accept a lowering of our standard of living! I am a Liberal and yet I am for the “Strategic Defense Initiative”. Why is it that liberals can toy with the idea of huge “solar collectors” in space that can precision beam energy back to earth without radiating and destroying our cities in an accident, yet cannot believe we can shoot down a missile? Apparently the Chinese have already tested anti-satellite weapons against us as mentioned before in this blog!
Our nation preserves freedom because our military has a deterrent capability against the unsavory element of our planet! I disagree with the Neo-Cons in that I believe we are wasting our deterrent in Iraq when we should be winning in Afghanistan! Freedom does not come freely! Would we want our planet to be subject to the threat of extinction from nuclear war? If we are to prevent this while the Chinese continue their build up we must develop the SDI or “Star Wars” technology and insure that CUT AND RUN CORPORATIONS to not sell out America by selling our technology abroad!
This week we have lost a second newscaster. Conservative Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh died tragically today! Even this Liberal Democratic blogger has been so shaken that I am converting to Republican! I hope you join me in following Rush Limbaugh’s dream for America! Please watch the video below and vote Republican!
IN MEMORY OF RUSH LIMBAUGH JOIN ME AND VOTE REPUBLICAN!
(Watch The Video Above For Rush’s Sake)
Poor feisty Rush Limbaugh failed at “Operation Chaos” < see the second video below> which was to make the Democratic Convention into a remake of the 1968 Democratic Convention! None the less Rush Limbaugh presented on his Monday show his final contribution to America! Surprisingly it was his downfall! On Monday June 16, 2008 Rush Limbaugh told his audience that Corporate America had found a solution to the energy crisis! Silicon Valley Geeks successfully breed a new species of “bugs” that produce as fecal matter synthetic OIL! You can read about it on Rush Limbaugh’s website as “story #2”. Ever modest Rush Limbaugh did not even make it story #1!
UNFORTUNATELY Rush Limbaugh’s cutting right wing journalism came to a tragic end today due to his Silicon Valley discovery! While visiting Silicon Valley and the lab with the breeders of this new “fire bug” they forgot the lessons of prior genetic scientists who created the “Killer Bee”. None were supposed to escape but a few did and the rest his history!
Apparently our brave Rush Limbaugh got so caught up in the moment bragging about how these scientists would still be fighting “computer bugs” if they had not lost their jobs to the H1-b Visa program and hence not entered this new productive enterprise of “Bug Breeding for fecal oil” that he did not notice two of these escaped bugs going into his open briefcase! They entered his briefcase not to eat his notes but his ever present supply of Hostess Cupcakes and Twinkies that powered our energetic right wing crusader in his righteous Glorious campaign against Godless Liberals and their degenerate fellow travelers in the Democratic Party!
Tragically after returning home these Silicon Valley Geek produced “super fire bugs” infested his house eating every Hostess Cup Cake and Twinkie in sight! Rush had plenty to feed them with unfortunately! The feisty critters, the superior products of our free enterprise system breed and ate in an orgy of cupcakes and twinkees! While doing so they also moved their bowels and produced synthetic petroleum all over Rush Limbaugh’s home! Our beloved hero passed on when he arose to light his morning breakfast cigar! Instantly both he and his house went up in a BLAZE!
Some would say perhaps it was better this way since Rush Limbaugh’s “OPERATION CHAOS” did not succeed and this would be too much of a heart break for him! There are reports that Rush Limbaugh may have been the first victim of a dastardly Liberal - Al Qaeda coordinated plot! Liberals who are still mourning that the 21st Century Secular Rapture of “The Greening Of America” did not take place may have joined forces with Al Qaeda to bring about “The Burning Of America” as these artificially created bugs now slowly start to migrate all over the United States burning and destroying every thing as they go!
But then again if these bugs ever did escape like the African Bee experiment some years back that resulted in the artificial “Killer Bees”, then these fire bugs would indeed bring about an Al Qaeda like “OPERATION CHAOS”!
Thank God for Rush Limbaugh!
Thank God for the Republicans!
Thank God for the H1-b Visa program that pushed these Silicon Valley computer geeks out of computer programming to “bug programming”! Our Free Market At Work!
George Bush who is so incompetent that he cannot win a war in the same time that we won a World War, now has undermined Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos”! By opening his big mouth he has forced Democrats to join hands around Senator Barrack Obama. Even Hillary Clinton, who was a fellow traveler with George Bush on the Road To Bagdad has been forced to come to Obama’s aid! Senator Clinton has now to distinguish between a trait that one union leader praised her for humorously, “Testicular Fortitude”, to downright “Bunker Naivete”. See the hilarious video below! Perhaps Hillary Clinton will accept Rush Limbaugh’s script for her and use the mountains of West Virginia and Kentucky as a “National Redoubt”.! (See Video Below).
Since Hillary Clinton has defended Obama in his position, that talking to one’s enemies is not the same as appeasement, she has undermined two of her arguments against Senator Obama!
That he is not Presidential and capable of being Commander In Chief.
That he is an appeasr. Senator Obama has proven that he is not an appeaser nor a roll over to Republican attacks.
With the news focusing around Bush vs. Obama and George Bush’s third term surrogate John McCain, the Democratic Primary process has been put into the background and Obama is now perceived as the party standard bearer! Well that is unless Hillary Clinton “Bunkers Down” as in the video above!
Do you remember the laughs we had some years back when some Christian fundamentalists groups objected to bar codes on grocery items as this was a mark of Satan? The joke was, “They see Satan everywhere”! Well it seems NBC News saw the “Cross” in a recent Huckabee Commercial where he wishes all a “Merry Christmas”! This reminds me of the “Anti-Masonic” Conspiracy theorists who see strange Masonic symbols in the street map of Washington DC.
Brian Williams should take a nice deep breath and just relax! I am an Episcopalian not a Baptist. But I do know that many Baptist Churches don’t even place crosses on their steeples as per the anti-imagery demand of the Ten Commandments. NBC should note that book cases usually do have right angles! Yes it is true! Perhaps this is an example of the Freudian defense mechanism of “projection” and a need to “punish” Governor Huckabee for not conforming to the negative stereotype of a devout Christian. That is to say that having a book case implies that Baptists actually read! What next NBC, did you do a close look at his book case! Maybe there was a “Bible” in his living room bookcase!
Did you notice Huckabee was wearing a “Red” sweater?
Was the red just an accident or was it because that is the traditional color for Christmas? (Oh my God).
No wait was his sweater red because he is a Red State Republican?
Perhaps a more cynical view is that Huckabee is a Christian Communist! After all Fred Thomson said Huckabee is a closet liberal! What better way to undermine America than to hide a communist RED wolf in sheep’s clothing?
What next NBC? Are we going to play Huckabee’s ad backwards and see if we hear a message saying “Mitt Romney is dead”! For those of you not old enough to understand this humor, back in the 60’s the Beatles produced a song, that when played backwards, produced a audio message “Ringo is dead”!
Here is an EXCLUSIVE item that the news media has not even picked up on!
Did you notice the “anti-Unitarian” twist to Huckabee’s ad? That’s right just look next to the “Cross” and you will also notice “THREE Christmas Balls” with the cross! What are they doing there? Clearly this a battle call for “Trinitarian” mainstream Christians against both “Unitarians” and even Mormons! The latter believe God also has a wife who is the “Divine Mother”. Thus Mormons are not trinitarian! Is this ad a sinister “In Hoc Signo Vinces” subliminal battle cry to Gov. Huckabee’s core Christian Right constituency? What next?
Let’s join NBC in their paranoia! What about some computer programmers who produce those notorious hidden joke messages in their programs? Now what are those things called?
Oh yes they are called “EASTER EGGS”! Oh my God a sinister Christian Conspiracy!
Mitt Romney is the Republican rival to Hillary Clinton. Romney is the King of Flip and Clinton the Queen of Flop! But that is not the only thing they have in common! They both have developed a “Theme Song” for their respective campaigns! I was going to examine all of his flip flops but this post would be too long. Hence I will give follow ups. But for this first one let’s examine Mitt Romney’s new campaign theme song listed below. You have to play it to understand it! Very appropriate theme song.
The boy above is NOT the star character of this clip who comes in a few seconds. Can you just imagine Mitt Romney’s face on the star character in this video clip who you meet in a second after the boy leaves! This would be a great political ad for a rival! Great Theme Song for Mitt Romney!
I am a Non-PC Populist Lou Dobbs Democrat! Mitt Romney has flip flopped with an “election relative” morality on:
Abortion
Water Boarding
Gays in the military
However in addition he as also done so concerning the Bible. While that does not bother me as a religious liberal, the so called liberal news media gave him a free ride by not informing his core Christian Right constituents of this flip flop! This core constituency of Mitt Romney holds the Bible very seriously and Mitt Romney does not share their values. Interesting is that the so called liberally biased news media gave Mitt Romney a free ride. To treat this and all of Mitt Romney’s flip flops in one post would make this post too long. But I will list follow ups.
We live in an era where latter day hippies are infecting our young with a new book and DVD called “The Secret”. It teaches visualizing and goal setting! Can you imagine people actually setting goals? Especially those who are not of the upper class? Most of us know that Bill Clinton dared to picture himself being one day as the President of the United States. He even had a picture of himself taken as a High School student with then President Kennedy. He then pictured in his mind, using the very same wicked technique taught in the book and DVD called “The Secret” that he would one day be President. While the book is new the theory is based on the wicked technique of “goal setting” and wanting to make something of your life!
What is worse is that Bill Clinton’s college sweetheart who latter became his wife joined him in this. They engaged in PRE-MARITAL GOAL SETTING! How dare a person of “their class” first study abroad then actually set long term goals for themselves! How dare they have dreams!
This is the latest accusation against Hillary Clinton that the vicious die hard Republicans are leveling against her. Yet if she where one of their own who read Napoleon Hill, who idolized the robber barons of the 19th century, they would sing a different tune. Motivation books laud a study that was done of Harvard grads that said that the 5% who made clear cut long range goals prior to graduation, over the course of their lives, made more than the other 95% combined. Well tell me aren’t Hillary and Bill Clinton allowed to do the same?
All of us have had goals from our youth. God Bless Hillary Clinton for sticking to her goals! While Ann Cutler gets older and her skirt gets shorter, Hillary Clinton did not loose sight of family goals by divorce! Oh now they say she thought about it. Who wouldn’t after that ordeal? But she demonstrated FAMILY VALUES! Did these Republican entrepreneurial types ever hear of an NLP term called an “anchor”? Well both Hilary and Bill fell in love during an idealistic era! They both had dreams of political success and to make a difference! If those dreams helped them to “re-anchor” after the infidelity what is wrong with that?
Having a long term goal and calling that “evil” is the same Bull shit they leveled at Bill Clinton. How dare they have goals and at such a youthful age? How dare the goals of your youth be used to preserve your marriage! Well I say God Bless them both!
Could it be that Bush and McCain are right! Disturbing new reports are coming out of Barsa! As the British are leaving the Iraqi Terrorists are following them home, perhaps even coming to our shores! Muslims have been seen lining up at the start of the Persian Gulf port of Barsa. They are using Jihad FIFTH COLUMNISTS!
Four Muslim terrorists lie on the beach then a “FIFTH” Muslim lies in the water with his ankles being held by the fourth on the beach. The sixth then climbs over the fifth who is already in the water and he then EXTENDS THE HUMAN CHAIN by lying in front of the fifth in the water. This sixth terrorist then has his ankles held in by the fifth.
Sheik Mujahdeen their commander says they will continue building a HUMAN CHAIN BRIDGE by lying down one after another in the ocean extending the HUMAN CHAIN FOR ALLAH one Jihadist at a time, the next walking over the sixth to become the seventh having his ankles held by the sixth and he (the seventhth) will then hold the ankles of the eighth! Then the next will walk over the eighth to become the ninth, so on and so on. Since the Persian Gulf does not have direct access to the Atlantic they will have to extend this human chain down past the tip of Africa then up the Atlantic. At least this is the first scenario for an attack against America! Most believe they will not go to Britain but extend their HUMAN CHAIN to the east coast of America! As the cold waters freeze them they will be warmed by the thought of 71 Virgins as they build a HUMAN CHAIN BRIDGE from Iraq to the Great Satan America! When the last one reaches out and his hands touch our shores the next ones will walk this bridge and bring WMD to America!
A second scenario at the CIA speculates that the crafty devils may instead not go around the tip of Southern Africa but turn toward the Pacific and land their human chain on our west coast! The crafty devils could then use this Human Chain Bridge to bring WMD to California!
Bush, McCain, Giuliani and Mitt Romney are less concerned about a “Third Scenario”.
This is a rather silly scenario. In this scenario terrorists hiding in Waziristan in conjunction with Pakistani scientists who are friends with al-Qaida, arrange for a dirty bomb to be shipped undercover by boat to Mexico! Once in Mexico they can then have it shipped across our open borders! Yes our WIDE OPEN BORDERS which after SIX YEARS of Republican control of both houses of Congress and the Presidency still remain wide open despite 9-11! But now thanks to Bush and his fellow travelers in the Corporate lobby, we will soon be having Mexican truckers crossing our borders legally! We would not want a dirty bomb to go slowly, in parts over the border now would we! Alternatively the bomb could come via our open ports! Imagine the silly idea that al-Qaida could get someone planted in Dubai. That is why it is so important that we let Bush have his Dubai Ports deal. It is not a security threat! They would not come here that way. Just make sure we stay in Iraq so they don’t start building a Human Chain over the ocean!
When are these bozos going to secure our borders and ports? When are they going fight the war on terrorism instead of being sidetracked in Iraq? When are they going to stop these CUT AND RUN CAPITALISTS who bleed our technology and economy to the enemies of America just so they can make a buck!
The time has come for the Silent Majority: Armerica’s great Middle Class to stand up and say NO to this neo-con social engineering experiment in Iraq!
Dennis Kucinich while speaking at the Democratic Debate, unveiled a new weapon system to be used against both Iran and the war on terrorists.
The United States will deploy strategic long range catapults along the Iraqi - Iranian border. They will hold a pay load of tasty Hersheys Chocolate Kisses! These “Kisses” will carry a strategic payload of TRIPLE EXTRA SWEET Chocolate! Naturally as they fall down on Iranian nuclear installations, the Chocolate Kisses’s pointed edge could cause damage if they struck a Shiite suicide warrior recruit who might be bowing in prayer. Luckily Congressman Kucinich has developed a politically correct solution to this problem. The catapults will have their TRIPLE EXTRA SWEET Chocolate Kisses wrapped in pink COTTON CANDY with EXTRA FLUFF!
However for the mountain regions of Waziristan and Taliban controlled sections of Afghanistan these weapons payloads will be delivered not by catapults but dropped by good karma polka-dot colored balloons flying over the mountain regions! The congressman was adamant that no Afghan poppy plant byproducts be used in the extra fluffy cotton candy. That would not be right as we should not tolerate drug addiction as a weapon. That is only for use against our own youth’s here at home.
Strangely President Bush agreed with him on this point and did not want to side track any of the Afghan bumper crop of opium to weapons. Better that the opium can cross America’s wide open borders and addict our children! There was a scare however that this new secret weapon technology might have been sold to the Chinese by ITT. (As was the case with our advance night vision technology).
The time has come for the Silent Majority - America’s great Middle Class to stand up and say NO to both:
The Kissey worsey Politically Correct section of my own Democratic Party who cannot face the reality that there are EVIL people out there who want to do us harm and
The CUT AND RUN Capitialists who value their stock security over National Security! Just look at the case of ITT illegally selling our military technology to China!
The reasons why we democrats loose elections is because we fail to realize that KICKING ASS is a valuable national response after events such as 9-11. The problem is that a wise general knows the terrain and both his strengths and weaknesses. We excel at “shock and awe” that is unless our very own CUT AND RUN CAPITALISTS sell our technology to the enemy like ITT. We don’t have the stomach for a protracted occupation unless it is in our vital national interest. Iraq might have been good as a demonstration of our nation’s power to kick butt to push Iran and North Korea in line. But the extended occupation of Iraq was not in our interest. A wise general shapes his policy according to priorities and self knowledge of his strengths and weaknesses.
Saddam tried to kill George Bush’s father and I believe that is one of the reason’s why we are got involved in Iraq while Iran and North Korea continue to build WMD. When we smashed Saddam our military credibility and deterrence went up. When we got involved in a Neo-Cons Social Engineering experiment with it’s required extended occupation without the needed troop levels our creditability fell.
The American people want better choices then Kucinich or George Bush and they deserve it! One last note on Kucinich. I came accros this while researching this blog post. When his life was on the line he decided to carry a gun. No cotton candy defense for him.
We are all aware of the latest scandal involving the alleged NASA Astronaut love triangle affair. Aren’t there psychological profiles done of astronauts to prevent this?
Thank God for President Bush who has discovered a sinister “BAGDAD CONNECTION”!
President Bush, who has implicit faith in our NASA program and the methodologies used to recruit Astronauts, has acted quickly. This has involved an American intrusion into Chinese airspace to find correlating evidence.
Our beloved President immediately went into action when he heard of the alleged love affair involving the astronauts. President Bush announced it was not the woman astronauts fault but rather her evil twin unknown sister from Bagdad, who is a member of the notorious “BAGDAD BLUE JINN”.
President Bush went into action and dispatched commando teams into the remote mountains of Tibet. Chinese authorities immediately protested this incursion into their territory. The Chinese arrived first and captured a solo American Major who turned out to also be a NASA Astronaut.
President Bush demanded the IMMEDIATE release of Major Roger Healy! According to President Bush this is worse than Iraqi WMD. Major Roger Healy, according to President Bush, is not an American spy but an American Astronaut who is the only person who knows about the Astronaut’s unknown evil twin sister from Baghdad and it’s evil BLUE JINN! Major Healy was blinked there by the evil BLUE JINN when he became aware of her desires for the astronaut crew chief!
The sudden emergence of this Astronaut love triangle provides ample reason why our nation must continue to fight in Iraq. Forget about Al Qaeda retaking Afghanistan! President Bush now wants us to fight the new terror from Bagdad! THE EVIL BLUE JINN!
Well do you have any better reason why we should remain there after
No Iraqi WMD were found!
The Iraqi people do not even want us? Poll after poll finds they believe it is ok to shoot us!
Yet Bush talks about a blood bath if we leave Iraq yet doesn’t give a krap about DARFUR! If you believe in the continuation of the Iraqi Operation maybe you should join President Bush and see his Doctor Bellows!
