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Tiger Woods who seems to have more woman than Bill Clinton had cigars was about to loose almost every corporate sponsor he had! Well that was the case until today when Senator Joe Liebermann became the man of the hour and decided to help Tiger Woods keep his corporate sponsors. It will not be easy for Tiger Woods to control his testosterone raging libido that is driving his corporate sponsors away from him but Tiger Woods will begin daily does of “LIEBERMANNICIN”! This exciting new drug developed by Connecticut pharmaceutical corporations and tested on Senator Joe Liebermann makes the patient worsey and fully compliant with corporate prerogatives!
Well before we all start laughing at Joe Biden and his comments about swine flue, does anyone remember the TB scare we had two years ago! Remember the scare about being in the same plane with someone who had TB? In the current crises concerning the swine flu virus we have been told that airplanes have special “air filters” that can screen out bacteria and viruses! Well a virus is extremely small in comparison to a TB bacteria. Yet there were concerns about people flying in a plane where the issue was not the tiny virus but the much larger bacteria! This does not add up. Below is a clip from the Rachel Maddow Show concerning the then crisis about the passenger on the plane who had TB.
I am a Liberal Democrat but not an PC Orthodox one. I wonder if Rachel Maddow (a fellow liberal) has as much zeal now to attack the CBC now that we have a Democratic Administration. You will note her strong advocacy for defending America from allowing diseases to cross our open borders! In the above case it was a returning American from Italy. I wonder why that isn’t Anti-Italian? Oh dear I am not being politically correct! Yes dear viewer I am a rabid anti-corporate leftie liberal but I am also for the pursuit of TRUTH no matter where that takes me. Just view some of my posts with my raging attacks against the corporations and the stupidity of George Bush. But I also have posts (hold your breath now) in support of Star Wars at least for the possible defense of the United States.
While the consensus is that the TB scare may have been overblown that would be based on the assumption that corporate America has the American Middle Class best interests at heart! Yeah Right sure! So let’s not go overboard on criticizing Vice President Biden as depected in the humorous, I admit, video below).
Well to end this on a humorous note I know why we have the “swine flu”. This is the judgement of a rightous God against a decadent neo-Socialist America!
Doen’t any one see the connection with God’s punishment of America due to our election of Barrack Obama?
“Pork Barrel Spending” and Democrats “Bringing home the bacon” THEN we get SWINE FLU! Yes indeed the judgment of a “Righteous God”!
The last line actually must be from Sarah Palin’s inner thoughts!
Well the Republicans are on their way out and with the rebirth of Camelot the CIA has found a new way to protect America without the usage of torture. It makes you God Damn PROUD to be an American! No water boarding was used to convert Afghan tribal leaders to support our cause but good ole “American Ingenuity”, inspired back into our CIA no doubt by the election of Barrack Obama as our President. These new techniques by the CIA will really “stiffen up” Afghanistan resistance to the Taliban!
Hopefully the program will be expanded by the CIA in Afghanistan under our new President’s leadership! Oh sure George Bush was heard to say this new high tech CIA technique is so “Clintonesque”! Just like the George “water board” Bush to say something so derogatory!
Well my fellow Democrats the Age of Aquarius is about to be reborn in America! The 60’s have returned and Camelot is reborn. Hell with this new CIA technique of conversion world opinion will once again look kindly on America as the land of opportunity, gosh darn ingenuity, and ruggard individualism!
Yes – Only In America could we dream up such a happy solution to the Afghan problem. It goes to show the CIA can rise up to any challenge! God Bless America!
I was a John Edwards supporter then switched when Senator Edwards dropped out of the race. Ann Coulter called John Edwards a fag! Well at least we know that is not true! I would vote for John Edwards again say in eight years as he needs some time to rebuild his image. I feel we have to joke about this as it is a human folly. What I find amazing is that Republicans normally don’t screw up their wives but the country instead! I still prefer John Edwards over George Bush any day! Apparently Edwards’ wife knew about it much earlier and forgave him. That is why I am being more humane to him!
What is going to happen next? Is Ann Coulter going to attack Mrs. Edwards for staying with her husband as did Hillary Clinton? Some will say that Democrats are hippocrites! Somewhat but Republicans are far more! Republicans are the ones who are so preachy about “Family Values”. Remember the family values preachers in the prior decade with the contant barrage of TV preachers cheating on their wives! Not to mention the recent Larry Craig feet taping event in the men’s room!
I guess Republicans fear that red blooded American family men are going to convert to being gay so that is why they want to scare us with the issue of gay marriage! No I am not afraid of Gay Marriage! I am afraid of the lack of Universal Health Care and CUT AND RUN Corporations taking our nation’s wealth and jobs overseas to avoid the responsibility of paying taxes and paying “responsible” (sorry for the bad word) compensation to both blue and white collar employees!
I am sick and tired of Republican scare tactics! They are attempting to delay the rise of Middle Class Consciousness! Slowly but surely the Silent Majority in this nation are demanding that we have the same rights as citizens of western Europe and not allowing fear tactics to assert our class interests! Strange isn’t it that investors can still make very good money in Western Europe but in America the majority of the elite fear Universal Health Care and Social Responsibility when it comes to job security and compensation to both white and blue collar employees!
Oh yes the Republican conservative way is the “feels good solution”! Profits without responsibilty! If they want to protect the American Family how about Universal Health Care and not shipping jobs overseas? Why not outlaw divorce to protect “Family Values”? Now there is a real scary thought! Well let me leave you with some humor! Below is a phony ad by Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton against John McCain. It follows with a retort by John McCain. Again both are phony.
(The above video is a joke about what can happen when ad writers go to far.)
This is what can happen if the campaigns get too negative taking stuff out of context! Currently I am studing Saint Augustine. He mentions that we don’t just go out and “choose” to do a major evil act. We make earlier “meta decisions” that affect our latter decisions. That is why “Grace” is needed the same as yesterday. The 12 Step programs are founded on this. An individual can be good in all other areas but there is a folly to human nature! In this John Edwards is following Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin. No not an excuse but something for all of us to watch out for.
God Bless Mrs. Edwards and Hillary Clinton for finding the faith to continue on and really demonstrate FAMILY VALUES! F**K those who criticize them for doing so! Oh yes I was critical of Hillary Clinton but only her politics. Now listen to these closing remarks by Ann Coulter and her vision for America on a recent television appearance! I would rather have John Edwards vision for America!
(The above video is not a joke! This is Ann Coulter raw in her mini-skirt!)
Great work Ann! Nice mini skirt!
While I am proud to be a Liberal here is one point where I part with my PC Liberal friends. I believe that the Strategic Defense Initiative is a worthy program and goal for our national defense! To believe otherwise is literally “MAD”! During the cold war our national defense deterrence was based on the doctrine of “Mutually Assured Destruction”, or “MAD” for short. Our planet and the human race’s future depended on both sides not loosing their cool and worst “misinterpreting” the other side’s motivation or intention.
MAD worked if our enemies did not have their factual judgment clouded by ideology. For example:
- If the USSR was an Islamic Fundamentalist state and they believed that dying was the way to paradise then MAD would not work.
- If our opponents believed they could withstand a nuclear attack and could come out the stronger in a post WWIII era then the deterrence of MAD would be undermined. Something we have to consider when facing the Chinese with over one billion people. They have a history of losing millions for the sake of their regime as during the Maoist forced collectivization of farms.
There are those in this nation, who like the religious right with their “collective masochism” concerning the so called “Fall of Man” in the Garden of Eden and their religious doctrine of “Apple Theodicy”, argues that man is deserving of punishment. Today’s advocates of “Original Masochism” are not religious but secular. They misuse ecology to argue that man deserves to be made extinct and punished. No I am not arguing that global warming is not real because it is! But these PC liberals take extra delight in wallowing in cultural masochism!
As one commentator on the “McLaughlin Report” phased it concerning ecology, “Jimmy Carter’s idea was to wear a sweeter in the winter and to turn off the Christmas Tree lights”! Americans will never accept a lowering of our standard of living! I am a Liberal and yet I am for the “Strategic Defense Initiative”. Why is it that liberals can toy with the idea of huge “solar collectors” in space that can precision beam energy back to earth without radiating and destroying our cities in an accident, yet cannot believe we can shoot down a missile? Apparently the Chinese have already tested anti-satellite weapons against us as mentioned before in this blog!
Our nation preserves freedom because our military has a deterrent capability against the unsavory element of our planet! I disagree with the Neo-Cons in that I believe we are wasting our deterrent in Iraq when we should be winning in Afghanistan! Freedom does not come freely! Would we want our planet to be subject to the threat of extinction from nuclear war? If we are to prevent this while the Chinese continue their build up we must develop the SDI or “Star Wars” technology and insure that CUT AND RUN CORPORATIONS to not sell out America by selling our technology abroad!
This week we have lost a second newscaster. Conservative Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh died tragically today! Even this Liberal Democratic blogger has been so shaken that I am converting to Republican! I hope you join me in following Rush Limbaugh’s dream for America! Please watch the video below and vote Republican!
IN MEMORY OF RUSH LIMBAUGH JOIN ME AND VOTE REPUBLICAN!
(Watch The Video Above For Rush’s Sake)
Poor feisty Rush Limbaugh failed at “Operation Chaos” < see the second video below> which was to make the Democratic Convention into a remake of the 1968 Democratic Convention! None the less Rush Limbaugh presented on his Monday show his final contribution to America! Surprisingly it was his downfall! On Monday June 16, 2008 Rush Limbaugh told his audience that Corporate America had found a solution to the energy crisis! Silicon Valley Geeks successfully breed a new species of “bugs” that produce as fecal matter synthetic OIL! You can read about it on Rush Limbaugh’s website as “story #2”. Ever modest Rush Limbaugh did not even make it story #1!
READER RESOURCES:
Spot on Rush Limbaugh’s Website concerning this amazing discovery!
Direct link taken from Rush Limbaugh’s Website that the scientific source of this information!
UNFORTUNATELY Rush Limbaugh’s cutting right wing journalism came to a tragic end today due to his Silicon Valley discovery! While visiting Silicon Valley and the lab with the breeders of this new “fire bug” they forgot the lessons of prior genetic scientists who created the “Killer Bee”. None were supposed to escape but a few did and the rest his history!
Apparently our brave Rush Limbaugh got so caught up in the moment bragging about how these scientists would still be fighting “computer bugs” if they had not lost their jobs to the H1-b Visa program and hence not entered this new productive enterprise of “Bug Breeding for fecal oil” that he did not notice two of these escaped bugs going into his open briefcase! They entered his briefcase not to eat his notes but his ever present supply of Hostess Cupcakes and Twinkies that powered our energetic right wing crusader in his righteous Glorious campaign against Godless Liberals and their degenerate fellow travelers in the Democratic Party!
Tragically after returning home these Silicon Valley Geek produced “super fire bugs” infested his house eating every Hostess Cup Cake and Twinkie in sight! Rush had plenty to feed them with unfortunately! The feisty critters, the superior products of our free enterprise system breed and ate in an orgy of cupcakes and twinkees! While doing so they also moved their bowels and produced synthetic petroleum all over Rush Limbaugh’s home! Our beloved hero passed on when he arose to light his morning breakfast cigar! Instantly both he and his house went up in a BLAZE!
Some would say perhaps it was better this way since Rush Limbaugh’s “OPERATION CHAOS” did not succeed and this would be too much of a heart break for him! There are reports that Rush Limbaugh may have been the first victim of a dastardly Liberal – Al Qaeda coordinated plot! Liberals who are still mourning that the 21st Century Secular Rapture of “The Greening Of America” did not take place may have joined forces with Al Qaeda to bring about “The Burning Of America” as these artificially created bugs now slowly start to migrate all over the United States burning and destroying every thing as they go!
But then again if these bugs ever did escape like the African Bee experiment some years back that resulted in the artificial “Killer Bees”, then these fire bugs would indeed bring about an Al Qaeda like “OPERATION CHAOS”!
Thank God for Rush Limbaugh!
Thank God for the Republicans!
Thank God for the H1-b Visa program that pushed these Silicon Valley computer geeks out of computer programming to “bug programming”! Our Free Market At Work!
