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Rush Limbaugh Passes On

This week we have lost a second newscaster. Conservative Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh died tragically today! Even this Liberal Democratic blogger has been so shaken that I am converting to Republican! I hope you join me in following Rush Limbaugh’s dream for America! Please watch the video below and vote Republican!

IN MEMORY OF RUSH LIMBAUGH JOIN ME AND VOTE REPUBLICAN!

(Watch The Video Above For Rush’s Sake)

Poor feisty Rush Limbaugh failed at “Operation Chaos” < see the second video below> which was to make the Democratic Convention into a remake of the 1968 Democratic Convention! None the less Rush Limbaugh presented on his Monday show his final contribution to America! Surprisingly it was his downfall! On Monday June 16, 2008 Rush Limbaugh told his audience that Corporate America had found a solution to the energy crisis! Silicon Valley Geeks successfully breed a new species of “bugs” that produce as fecal matter synthetic OIL! You can read about it on Rush Limbaugh’s website as “story #2”. Ever modest Rush Limbaugh did not even make it story #1!

READER RESOURCES:

Spot on Rush Limbaugh’s Website concerning this amazing discovery!

Direct link taken from Rush Limbaugh’s Website that the scientific source of this information!

UNFORTUNATELY Rush Limbaugh’s cutting right wing journalism came to a tragic end today due to his Silicon Valley discovery! While visiting Silicon Valley and the lab with the breeders of this new “fire bug” they forgot the lessons of prior genetic scientists who created the “Killer Bee”. None were supposed to escape but a few did and the rest his history!

Apparently our brave Rush Limbaugh got so caught up in the moment bragging about how these scientists would still be fighting “computer bugs” if they had not lost their jobs to the H1-b Visa program and hence not entered this new productive enterprise of “Bug Breeding for fecal oil” that he did not notice two of these escaped bugs going into his open briefcase! They entered his briefcase not to eat his notes but his ever present supply of Hostess Cupcakes and Twinkies that powered our energetic right wing crusader in his righteous Glorious campaign against Godless Liberals and their degenerate fellow travelers in the Democratic Party!

Tragically after returning home these Silicon Valley Geek produced “super fire bugs” infested his house eating every Hostess Cup Cake and Twinkie in sight! Rush had plenty to feed them with unfortunately! The feisty critters, the superior products of our free enterprise system breed and ate in an orgy of cupcakes and twinkees! While doing so they also moved their bowels and produced synthetic petroleum all over Rush Limbaugh’s home! Our beloved hero passed on when he arose to light his morning breakfast cigar! Instantly both he and his house went up in a BLAZE!


Some would say perhaps it was better this way since Rush Limbaugh’s “OPERATION CHAOS” did not succeed and this would be too much of a heart break for him! There are reports that Rush Limbaugh may have been the first victim of a dastardly Liberal - Al Qaeda coordinated plot! Liberals who are still mourning that the 21st Century Secular Rapture of “The Greening Of America” did not take place may have joined forces with Al Qaeda to bring about “The Burning Of America” as these artificially created bugs now slowly start to migrate all over the United States burning and destroying every thing as they go!

But then again if these bugs ever did escape like the African Bee experiment some years back that resulted in the artificial “Killer Bees”, then these fire bugs would indeed bring about an Al Qaeda like “OPERATION CHAOS”!

Thank God for Rush Limbaugh!

Thank God for the Republicans!

Thank God for the H1-b Visa program that pushed these Silicon Valley computer geeks out of computer programming to “bug programming”! Our Free Market At Work!

Posted on Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
Under: H1-b, Political Humor, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Bush Intervention Destroys Operation Chaos

George Bush who is so incompetent that he cannot win a war in the same time that we won a World War, now has undermined Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos”! By opening his big mouth he has forced Democrats to join hands around Senator Barrack Obama. Even Hillary Clinton, who was a fellow traveler with George Bush on the Road To Bagdad has been forced to come to Obama’s aid! Senator Clinton has now to distinguish between a trait that one union leader praised her for humorously, “Testicular Fortitude”, to downright “Bunker Naivete”. See the hilarious video below! Perhaps Hillary Clinton will accept Rush Limbaugh’s script for her and use the mountains of West Virginia and Kentucky as a “National Redoubt”.! (See Video Below).


Since Hillary Clinton has defended Obama in his position, that talking to one’s enemies is not the same as appeasement, she has undermined two of her arguments against Senator Obama!

  1. That he is not Presidential and capable of being Commander In Chief.
  2. That he is an appeasr. Senator Obama has proven that he is not an appeaser nor a roll over to Republican attacks.

With the news focusing around Bush vs. Obama and George Bush’s third term surrogate John McCain, the Democratic Primary process has been put into the background and Obama is now perceived as the party standard bearer! Well that is unless Hillary Clinton “Bunkers Down” as in the video above!

Posted on Sunday, May 18th, 2008
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Obama Would Accept Super-delegates Overruling Popular Vote

Yesterday I got involved in a heated discussion with a friend concerning the scenario of Barrack Obama being denied the nomination by the super-delegates. As you most likely know the scenario runs this way. Neither Barrack Obama nor Hillary Clinton receives the majority vote but Obama has the majority of elected delegates from the primaries and caucuses that occurred in states under the Democratic Party rules. However Hillary Clinton is a close second and convinces the unelected super-delegates to vote for her thus winning the nomination. While I believe Obama should win if he has the majority of elected delegates from the primaries and caucuses, he has stated on MSNBC’s “Meet The Press” that he would then accept Hillary Clinton as the winner and would not bolt the convention! (See Video Below)

I salute Barrack Obama for his team spirit but I wonder if the Republicans are only going to use this to hurt him and the Democratic Party by trying to up Hillary Clinton’s votes in the remaining elections. Prior to the Texas and Ohio votes Bill Clinton even said that Hillary Clinton’s campaign would end if she did not win in those states. I am sure Rush Limbaugh is having a good time with this! Just look at what Rush Limbaugh and his fellow travelers in the Republican Party want to happen. (See Video Below)


I think Hillary Clinton might make a good Vice Presidential candidate as she could be the mean spirited “Hit Babe” who in the words of one of her union supporters has “testicular fortitude”! Presidential Candidates usually try to leave the hard hitting nasty comments to their Vice Presidential candidates. Hillary Clinton might make an excellent choice!

One final note! Have you noticed that no one seems to mention the delegates from the other candidates who are no longer in the race! These are not super-delegates but elected and I do believe their votes do matter!

The Silent Majority wants this thing to end. We have a war in Iraq to end and a war in Afghanistan to win! Our economy is a mess thanks to Bush, his tax cuts for the rich and his SOCIAL ENGINEERING EXPERIMENT in Iraq! The Middle Class must stand up and bring this nonsense to an end!

Posted on Sunday, May 4th, 2008
Under: Barrack Obama, Election Process, Hillary Clinton, Iraq War, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Uncategorized | No Comments »

The Blob - Rush Limbaugh Delights In Democratic Party Rift

Oh the joys in right wing land as Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton go at each other. Rush Limbaugh aka “The Blob” is seen below frolicking at the prospect of the Democratic Party having a civil war. But that is ok as the Republicans are not doing so badly at fratricide!


While none of the Republicans have economic policies that really help the middle class, I do hope Senator McCain wins the nomination! In 2000 Senator McCain raised the issue of K - Street and the extreme influence that big money has on our government! Just look at the predictions of the news media concerning McCain prior to the Florida Primary. They were predicting that if he did not win then he would not have the funds to continue the race. Mitt Romney has deep pockets and is able to pull out millions more. But wait you ask, Isn’t John McCain a millionaire? The answer is that all of the Republican and Democratic candidates are millionaires! Barack Obama, from the newscast I saw, was the baby of the millionaires with a mere 1.1 million. Even though John McCain is a multimillionaire he is a mere pauper in relation to Mitt Romney! Presidents don’t just come from thin air! Elections require funding and plenty of it. This is especially true if you want to have an intelligent discussion of the issues. Negative ads with 30 second sound bites do work and they come about because of low funds in the politician’s war chest. Rational discussion requires a price. Our society must pay that price else we all pay by becoming serfs to the interests of the Corporate Collectivists!

When you see McCain and Romney go at it you can see the anger that McCain has that he is the financial underdog. While I don’t know if I could vote for McCain I do hope he will be the Republican winner! He will start preaching the evils of K - Street when he has the Republican nomination behind him. McCain will then put pressure on the Democrats to change even if he looses! This is the reason Rush Limbaugh hates McCain! Both the Republicans and the Democrats get huge financial contributions to their campaigns! As John Edwards has repeated many times, “Why do you think they make these contributions”? If McCain was the Republican Candidate and he won, Rush Limbaugh realizes the party is over! Without the web of money by K-Street, over a few years, the Republican Party would become the Democratic Party and the Democratic Party would become a European style Social Democratic Party. This is not McCain’s intention but without the money from lobbyists it will be the outcome!

So laugh on big boy Limbaugh your time is coming to an end! America’s Silent Majority will then be able to assert the values of “Individual Freedom” over the needs of 21st century Collectivism that holds sway over our dear land. This new “Collectivism” is not from enslavement to the government but rather from enslavement to the CORPORATE COLLECTIVE! While CUT AND RUN Corporations ship our jobs, technology and wealth overseas, frequently even to the enemies of America, the Silent Majority will break the hold of these moneyed interests in Washington. What may be the irony is that the chain will be broken not by a Democrat but by a Republican! Yes a Republican who is loyal to America first not the 21st Century Nomads of Capital who with their Iscariot loyalties only to their own class roams the globe in search of the weak to export our dreams and import their poverty while they profit from the transaction! There is in America, in both political parties, a rising MIDDLE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS!

Even if McCain is not fully one of us, none the less, his work inside the Republican Party is helping to bring this middle class consciousness about! Rush Limbaugh your days are over and you know it! That is why you are so much against McCain even though he is basically one of your fellow travelers in other respects!

Posted on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
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Rush Limbaugh Sunshine Patriot Of The Bush Tradition

Rush Limbaugh opened his big mouth once again! The seismic ratings of his statements were even higher than when he plumps his meatie butt on a chair. As most of you have heard Rush Limbaugh has called those soldiers in Iraq who voice an opinion against the war as “phony soldiers”! But before I go into that let me again raise a question I have raised on this blog before!

QUESTION: What is similar to Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) and why? Give up?

ANSWER: George Bush’s complete record of full legally mandated attendance at the Nation Guard! Like Iraqi WMD neither can be found! (Unaccounted Republican Patriot)

Isn’t amazing how one of Bush’s college professors spoke up about this yet the so-called liberal biased news media and the Democrats don’t do a Henry Heinz on Bush? Let me make one thing clear. I am not saying that those who did not serve in the military are not patriotic. I was a mere Army Reservist yet I attended and did ALL of my legally mandated duties and even received awards. Like many in my generation I really did not want to be there. I resent that Bush had an opening created for him by the Governor of his state and then did not complete the required meetings. Hell guys would have killed to have a slot in the National Guard. Yet this favoritism was done and then no Guardsmen remembers Bush! Where is his complete record of his service? Rush Limbaugh doesn’t seem to mind that. I resent Rush Limbaugh calling soldiers who don’t believe in this war “phony soldiers”! www.VoteVets.org has run the following ad that really gets to the heart of the matter.


If this war is so vital to our national security then why doesn’t Rush Limbaugh and his fellow travelers:

  1. Support a reintroduction of the draft, as we do not have enough troops to accomplish the “current” mission statement of our President?
  2. Why do we have something like 50,000 privateer militias in Iraq such as Black Water? Doesn’t Rush Limbaugh “support our troops”! Why do we need these “privateers”?
  3. Finally if Rush Limbaugh and his fellow travelers on the “Road To Bagdad” believe this is such a vital war to our national interest then these “balance the budget” rock hard conservatives should be supporting John Murtha and his Iraqi War Surtax!

Well my fellow Americans I might have been out of line by terming Rush Limbaugh and his friends as “his fellow travelers on the Road To Bagdad”. Actually Rush Limbaugh will not be on that road! Instead he wants your son and even daughter to take that road while he and his fellow travelers will be investing in Black Water and Halliburton.

The time has come for America’s Silent Majority (our great Middle Class and those who aspire to be) to stand up and take our nation back from these effete snobs of the neo-con right! God Bless America!

Posted on Saturday, October 6th, 2007
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Rush Limbaugh vs. Bird Flu And The Glorious Crusade For Trans-Fatty Acid In A World Dominated By Wicked Liberals

Well I listened to a few minutes of Rush Limbaugh’s radio show yesterday. He attacked the news media for scaring the public about Bird Flu. He barely attacked Bush for his role in this. Actually I think Bush was right in not taking the chance of an epidemic. Oh my God I actually agree with Bush on something!

Anyway Rush Limbaugh went on ranting that it is a fear tactic by the “evil liberal newsmedia”. He kept on ranting “where is this Bird Flu”?

I know where it is Rush! Its right next to the Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction! Is that a liberal news media fear campaign too Mr. Limbaugh?

Oh yes Rush has a new crusade on his website! He is a loyal defender of Trans-fatty Acid!

Gee I guess Rush Limbaugh is going to throw his weight behind the fight against the wicked liberals who try to remove Trans-fatty Acid from the fast food restaurants.

Posted on Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
Under: Political Humor, Rush Limbaugh, Uncategorized | No Comments »