Dennis Kucinich while speaking at the Democratic Debate, unveiled a new weapon system to be used against both Iran and the war on terrorists.
The United States will deploy strategic long range catapults along the Iraqi – Iranian border. They will hold a pay load of tasty Hersheys Chocolate Kisses! These “Kisses” will carry a strategic payload of TRIPLE EXTRA SWEET Chocolate! Naturally as they fall down on Iranian nuclear installations, the Chocolate Kisses’s pointed edge could cause damage if they struck a Shiite suicide warrior recruit who might be bowing in prayer. Luckily Congressman Kucinich has developed a politically correct solution to this problem. The catapults will have their TRIPLE EXTRA SWEET Chocolate Kisses wrapped in pink COTTON CANDY with EXTRA FLUFF!
However for the mountain regions of Waziristan and Taliban controlled sections of Afghanistan these weapons payloads will be delivered not by catapults but dropped by good karma polka-dot colored balloons flying over the mountain regions! The congressman was adamant that no Afghan poppy plant byproducts be used in the extra fluffy cotton candy. That would not be right as we should not tolerate drug addiction as a weapon. That is only for use against our own youth’s here at home.
Strangely President Bush agreed with him on this point and did not want to side track any of the Afghan bumper crop of opium to weapons. Better that the opium can cross America’s wide open borders and addict our children! There was a scare however that this new secret weapon technology might have been sold to the Chinese by ITT. (As was the case with our advance night vision technology).
The time has come for the Silent Majority – America’s great Middle Class to stand up and say NO to both:
- The Kissey worsey Politically Correct section of my own Democratic Party who cannot face the reality that there are EVIL people out there who want to do us harm and
- The CUT AND RUN Capitialists who value their stock security over National Security! Just look at the case of ITT illegally selling our military technology to China!
The reasons why we democrats loose elections is because we fail to realize that KICKING ASS is a valuable national response after events such as 9-11. The problem is that a wise general knows the terrain and both his strengths and weaknesses. We excel at “shock and awe” that is unless our very own CUT AND RUN CAPITALISTS sell our technology to the enemy like ITT. We don’t have the stomach for a protracted occupation unless it is in our vital national interest. Iraq might have been good as a demonstration of our nation’s power to kick butt to push Iran and North Korea in line. But the extended occupation of Iraq was not in our interest. A wise general shapes his policy according to priorities and self knowledge of his strengths and weaknesses.
Saddam tried to kill George Bush’s father and I believe that is one of the reason’s why we are got involved in Iraq while Iran and North Korea continue to build WMD. When we smashed Saddam our military credibility and deterrence went up. When we got involved in a Neo-Cons Social Engineering experiment with it’s required extended occupation without the needed troop levels our creditability fell.
The American people want better choices then Kucinich or George Bush and they deserve it! One last note on Kucinich. I came accros this while researching this blog post. When his life was on the line he decided to carry a gun. No cotton candy defense for him.
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